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Monday, December 31, 2007
SUNDAY CLASS , Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. Saturday, December 29, 2007 AS EVERYONE KNOWS,TIME EQUALS TO MONEY,MONEY EQUALS TO TIME.AND EVERYONE FACE NEVERENDING PROBLEMS IN LIFE AND BASICALLY WE NEED TIME TO SOLVE IT.SO IN MATHEMATICS THEORY IT WILL BE LIKE THIS--- (PROBLEMS = TIME) AS FOR GUYS,WE NEED TO SPEND MONEY ON LADIES. SO IN MATHEMATICS THEORY,IT WILL BE LIKE THIS--- (LADIES = MONEY) AS ABOVE MENTIONED,TIME IS MONEY,MONEY IS TIME.IF WE TAKE THE TWO THEORIES TOGETHER AND HAVING TO SOLVE THE EQUATION,IT WILL BE--- (PROBLEMS = TIME),(LADIES = MONEY),(MONEY = TIME).CANCELLING THE COMMON FACTORS AND WE WILL GET (LADIES = PROBLEMS)=] wowowowow !! three day at chalet can kill man !! hahahs , ok let strt frm day one ... Day 1, went there , only ah girl and ronald there , we packed THE WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFFS into the fridge .. then the adult strt preparing for the bbq , dhen the children went swimming !! =) after swimming , about 6plus .. went back watch tv , saw lijun friend come , walau !! so noisy !! nvm , forgive them ... dhen i didnt bbq , plae mahjong wif girl , xin zhi and ronald , dhen went to eat .. after eating , mr tan called me !! jio me to changkat chalet , okok , since its only few blocks away , walked there , reached there , saw some familiar faces , only sae hi , what else ?? dhen mr tan friend come , we plae poker !! =) without money =( , hhahas lols , dhen plaed mr tan psp awhile , dhen went back to my chalet , and slp ... Day 2, woke up at 745 , meet mr tan at gate walk to down town , take bus to mrt ,to tampines , dhen take 168 to his hse ... at his hse , very the messy , dhen i saw his cat , OMG !! so cute and fat , hehe , next time saw ur the foto ... dhen he bathe and when down to the kopitia hav breakfast , dhen cab-ed down to AMKP for trg !! plaed basket ball for awhile dhen strt warm up , 3 rounds , dhen strt gym trg , argh !! so tiring ... Finally !! trg over , went to market and eat , after eating me and elwin went back to pasir ris , to my chalet , the other will go later , as i go home , elwin went to interchange ... i go home take my charger and change up , and went to white sand to meet elwin , dhen buy some prawn and drinks and when to taxi stand , and when to chalet, reached there , aunt and two aunt's aunt , and one of cousin 'swimming' ,so i went to prepare the things for the steamboat , for the TRACKERS !! woohoo !dhen donavan blade in on his rollerblade , dhen me , donavan and elwin went to the street soccer court , plaed wif some malay , eventually , we thrash them ... lols , so its 6.04 , we went back to the aircon room , woow , donavan bathe and i went out to elp me mom , soon , donna , huilin and qianjun arrived , in taxi ?! somemore take from serangoon ... so exp ,dhen , after a while junyan , nijune and marcus came , walking in ?! hahas , dhen soon , all strt steamboat-ing , it was a sucessful and wonderful dinner , after tht , iwent to see them plae mahjong , they all go rollerblade !! left elwin in the hse , haixx , soon roger called , i went out to fetched him , dhen outside the chalet , saw mr tan , taxi again !! then they strted steamboat session 2 !! lols , after tht everybody gather in the room , nijune and marcus left and siying and natalie came , we plae taboo , Laughter filled the room , Dhen mr tan suggest plae truth of dare , OMG !! mr tan kena dance wif the curtains ,LOLS , tht was the funniest , second followed by the prank call made by qian jun to marcus ... hahahs so freaking funny !! dhen decide to change to heart attack , everybody's hand become red .. WOW !! ,after tht , plae indian poker , drank so much water ..haha , plae , plae , plae , until 2 am , dhen mr tan go slp , the rest went blading and soccer , at 2 !! , okok , after soccer , went bck , it was 4 am !! ok dhen , "one table four pple , lets plae mahjong !! " hahahs , me ,donna huilin and si ying plae mahjong , plaed 3 rounds donna go shower , elwin took over , dhen donavan they all started bbq-ing chicken wings !! omg ! at 4 ?! after tht this carry on until 6 am , all went to slp ... Day3 woke up at 8 , send the trackers out to downtown , all dismissed !! okok , dhen i went bck to bed , wow !! from 8 , i slept till 4 in the noon , wake up , watch tv until 6 plus dhen plae poker cards ,dhen plae mahjong again , until 12 midnight , and went home ... Day 4 , Today , woke up at 730 , went to chalet fetch mom and went to VS , orientation today , do all the nessasary stuffs and went home , dhen strted blogging , until here . Wednesday, December 26, 2007 hey all , where was i yesterday ?? ohh.... lasyt night when to giant , ikea and courts ... for what ? shopping la !! okok ... when there frm 6 -11 , buy alot of things seh , most of them is for the chalet .. but already go home ... woke up 8:15 !! WTF , Im so so so so damn late !! trg start at 8:30 , think think !! ok , pack my things , ate 2 pieces of bread , and when downstairs to flag for taxi , all the way to tampines stadium , $7.30 !! kao .. so near already so exp , haixx ... nvm ,lucky nvr late ,start warm up with 4 rounds , stretch , dhendo some execises , dhen practice starting blocks ! dhen 60 m time trail , sianz , hit 8.2 , only cut down 0.4 sec , haixx , debrief and dhen went shopping wif the trackers !! for the chalet , cause i inviting them mah , brought lots of stuff but ends up ,i carry everything home ... haixx .. soon going chalet , will miis blog for some day .. will be updating on the chalet Tuesday, December 25, 2007 Hohoho , Merry Christmas !! srry, hasnt been updating for so long , cause been out this few days , wif trackers again !! hahas very happy today ! wait .. lets tok a bout the movie on friday 21/12/07 first ,the day goes like this ... ... after coming back frm Victoria , like in the previous post , played my laptop ,ate my lunch dhen headed off to dhoby ghort , when i reach there ,omg ! its only 6 oclock !! walau , i meet them 6:30 pm . what im i gonna do for the half an hour ?! okok , dnt panic , think ! haix , called huilin they all , they still at AMK . no choice, go walk walk lorh ... walk up and down , finally ,its time ,6:25 pm walk up the escalator , saw them , finally , after a while , roger came , dhen we head to Plaza Sing , outside , we saw a huge christmas tree dhen we five took a foto . dhen went up to kopitiam to meet elwin , chalotte and jin xing . after everyone eaten their dinner , we went up to meet donavan , donna and qian jun , got the ticket , and went in to the cinema , they chipmunks were cute and the story was great , ok after they movie , we all went to the arcade !! PLAY PLAY PLAY !! woohoo !! my fav place , hahahs , then huilin and marcus went home early about 11 plus ? erm , think so , then the 9 of us walk on ,dhen we went to the toilet , dhen chalotte went off to meet her mom , then again they 8 of us walk on , we went to they other side of PS , MACDONALDS , but at last they went to starbucks ... dhen at there , qianjun and donna went off ,hehe the 6 of us , hu will be the last man standing ?! hahha !! we talked at starbucks for like 20mins ... dhen we headed off to the MRT , and reached home like 2 plus ? think so ... Saturday , 22/12/07 Woke up at 7 , prepare and headed off to victoria training , quite nervous cause my first training there sia .. ok alight outside VJC ... walk in, saw mr tan , timothy and some other senior there , oh yea , finally , training started at 8:40 , warmed up , stretched , dhen drills and finally , intervals !! 14X200M Woohoo !! dhen did some exercise , and mr tan send me to the bus stop where theres bus 39 , go down to yisun center to hav lunch wif the same old TRACKERS !! hahas , my buddies !! LOLS , dhen when down to city hall and took a cab to the temple to pray my grandma , after tht when to toa payoh , to meet my cousin , dhen folow my uncle back to serangoon to hav dinner at 5 !! dhen went back home , what a day man !! dhen went to watch the london derby at my aunt hse !! ARSENAL VS TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS !! hahas !! ARSEANL WON 2-1 !! WoOts , as my aunt they all played mahjong , i went to bed ... sunday , 23/12/07 Woohoo !! Sunday no training !! cause too tired , muz rest mah , i also not robot .. but miss the TRACKERS !! hahhas, they are the best man !! today woke up at 12 plus too tired the day before , ate chicken rice dhen started gaming , after awhile when home frm aunt hse and take smth , and went bck to aunt hse , at there msn ,play ball and watch tv , as my aunt they all played mahjong again .. at night elwin msg me , telling my the next day hav gathering for P6 PVPS tracker and sec 1 , so i went home tht night ... monday , 24/12/07 today woke up at 1030 , sok boon call , damn ! hahas , spoil my beautiful dream .. cause i think they already at interchange , lols , so early , meet 1130 what, dhen at 1040 i meet elwin , dhen frm park view, we walk all the way to pasir ris park , climb the spider web and waited for the rest , we tok at the swings !!ok that was fun , fadzril , Zulfadhli , sok boon ,chin fung , anthea ,me and elwin ... playing the swings , dhen played awhile at the beach dhen mr ng came .. , dhen we walked to elias mall and eat , at 2:40 , me and elwin leave for yishun , while we were walking to the busstop , we walk pass an object , guess what ?! A HANDFONE !! sony errickson somemore , nice sia , we picked it up , and look thru the contacts and found out it belongs to a china women , but we were rushing for training so we decide to contact the owner after training , so we leave for training , we slept in the bus cause , tired mah .. we when reach yishun stadium , the were having breifing , so me and elwin quickly change up and started warm up , stretch , dhen started doing intervals again !! Woo hoo !! 400m , 4mins rest , 400m , 5mins rest , 300m , 5mins rest , 300m , 5mins rest , 200m ,5mins rest , 200m , 20mmins rest dhen 200m time trail , OH YEASH !! I HIT 26.2sec !! if nationals might get 2 gold madel , damn !! dhen after training , went to northpoint ... window shopping !! wif jun yan , qianjun and donna ! after went home , put my things , went to elias mall to return the hand phone to the owner , dhen went to my aunt hse ... dhen after dinner , went to meet rong wei and xinzhi , dhen we took bus to down town east at 11 plus ... COUNTDOWN !! but ends up playing arcade , after playing arcade , went to macdonalds and eat french fries , dhen walked all the way back home , reached home in mud , at like 2 am ?? shld be bah ... Friday, December 21, 2007 Sial la , today woke up at 630 , go home ... overnighted at xin zhi hse , eat , wash up ...go downstairs take bus , 359 ... to white sands, dhen took mrt to bedok . and dhen take 196 to VS , 35-40 mins journey,sianzz !! so crowded , as i go there myself , i go to the board and check my name D23 !! lols . nice number ... after reporting , to up to the hall ... SIAL LA !! THE HALL SO BIG AND COLD !! SO MANY AIRCONS !! WaBiang!! nice!! waited for my turn ... biang , so cold ... after reporting , he said ," u may go home now "=) WTF?! haven do anything !! but nvm .... muz go bck on 29 Dec ! Get to see vs again ... go downstairs queue up for PE SHIRT !! 3 SET ALREADY $43 !! oh ya , and books !! $400 plus !! WTF ?! my mom almost fainted upon hearing this .. nvmafter tobang john's car back home ... WOoTs !! ltr meeting the TRACKERS again !! For movie'alvin and the chipmunks' !! 630 At Dhoby Ghort MRT , After tht go Orchard ! WOO HOO !! gonna hav real fun tonight ... but SHORT OF CASH !! Thursday, December 20, 2007 Hah , the one and only is back from ECP !! What a day for me !! went there wif jun yan , donavan , donna , nijun and huilin , rollerblade .... BORED ! okok , the day started like this ... ... Blah Blah Blah ... woke up at 11:12 am , ammar called asking me what skool daniel go ... i said "ermm .. monfort ?" dhen he said ok and hang up , dhen go wash my face and ate my breakfast ... call nijun , so meeting them at bedok , changed and set off to mrt ... waited for like 2 mins at bedok , finally they appeared ... on the way to bus interchange , we eat .. or shld i sae only i eat , at the hawker center , dhen took 196 to eastcoast park ... dhen at the uderground pathway , donna call huilin and told her she coming frm tan tock seng ... dhen something very funny happened !! cause donna said tht she will be late , so huilin sae , " we go balde first , ltr blade back to find you " LMAO !! 'blade back' ?! hahas , ok dhen after tht meet donavan at McDonald dhen go rent the blades ... wabiang !! $10 !! omg 2hrs , hahas , dhen off we when to plae the damn rollerblades wif them ... like about 15mins later , donna call me and ask me where are we , dhen i ask her wait at the entrance , i went to pick her up , dhen me and her go meet everybody .. lols , she's so funny !! i donnoe why ... lols ... after blading , ask if theyall wan go to the beach ... the sae dnt wan cause no spare shirt ... dhen took bus back to bedok ... lols . And Tmr going watch movie at dhoby ghuat wif 14 pple !! Donavan , plz book the ticket , FAST !! Tuesday, December 18, 2007 will be away for a few daes , will complete editing my blog when i come bck ... Sunday, December 16, 2007 Wow !! what a feeling , ltr going escape wif track friends , muz enjoy , hahas .. anyone wan join , call me !! or anyone interested in arcade ? sia muz plan early lorhh , now ask also , most likely cannot . sianzz ... oh ya !! PCB !! hahahs , meeting donavan and alvin , haixx ,,, two pple nia , sianzz . anyone else ? plae what ? audi ? nah .. CS ? nah ... Dota ? nah ...rakion ? nah ... o2 ? ermm ... maybe ... anything else ? haixx ,, and going jurong east , wif mr jeff ? lols now asking pple ... randyne maybe going , and miss the trip for the zoo , damn !! and also miss yesterday's soccer tormerment ,sia la , they won gold sia !! ... miss so many thing , muz catch up ... but stil need go mac-rithchi , victoria training !! tht mr tan dnt wan listen my ccall , nvm , dhen i dnt go ... go amkp instead ... friend call liao , post ltr ... Saturday, December 15, 2007 i will not regret breaking up wif you , reason cause u suck !! i found out everything happen between u and the bloody bastard , on msn ,friendster and o2jam ... WTF ?!cant believe u do those things , BEFORE WE BROKE UP , well i hav nth to sae , now its ur life , its ur problem , u wan hav any afair wif tht bastard , I DNT CARE !! best friends ? forget it !! Thursday, December 13, 2007 sianz , srry for not updating for so long , bz wif alot of things ... at least they keep me occupied ,haizz , what else to do ?? Friday, December 7, 2007 Sunday, December 2, 2007 lucky nvr late , didnt watch soccer the last night ... meet hui lin and marcus at city MRT dhen when to a plaza (forget the name le) 7-11 there to meet khalis and zaki , dhen ran the 10 km , took 1 hrs and 26mins , sianzz so slow , after tht went home and sleep , frm 11am until 6pm !! omg !! haixx spec break !! sianz ltr got trg again ,haixx now super sianzz ... What shld i do ?!! Saturday, December 1, 2007 yesterday night , stay at haikal hse , plae laptop , ps2 and soccer . dhen today morning , 8 at yishun stadium , after tht , go back haikal hse . ltr watching arsenal match at 1 !!dhen tmr muz wake up at 5 !! meet marcus at city hall mrt at 6.10am dhen go run 10km , sianzz , sure damn tiring one lorh , post tmr ... |
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