Friday, January 25, 2008
      Yo Yo Yo , long time no blog cause bz .. stress in homework , studies and training .. life in VS isnt as easy as u thot !!many thing happen in the week .. but srry no time to talk about it .. bye ! Sunday, January 6, 2008 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it", he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I'd hit the ball I couldn't see where it went." His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try". "That's no good" sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help". "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" "Where did it go?" says Arthur. "I can't remember" A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign also says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job." The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual." The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, "Meow." Wednesday, January 2, 2008 Tuesday, January 1, 2008 wow , yesterday went to elwin's chalet , wif jin xing , shi ying , johnray , jun yan and huilin , guess what ? the trackers again !! the day goes like this ... blah blah blah ... woke up at7 , ate , changed and cab-ed down to tampines stadium , warm up , do some excersies and ran 2X 4x200m ,dhen went to CS to hav lunch wif trackers , after tht elwin go my hse , to rest , slept till 530 , head off to pasir ris mrt to meet the rest and dhen headed to the chalet, when we reach , it was around 6pm , and dhen we started eating , after tht we went upstairs to play poker , at 11:59:50 pm , we started the COUNTDOWN !! 10 ! 9 ! 8 ! 7 ! 6 ! 5 ! 4 ! 3 ! 2 ! 1 !!! happy new year !! party popper and sprays all around !! woohhooo !! its 2008 !! at least i manage to spent the last 5mins of 2007 eating chicken wings !! after tht we went up to play mahjong ... until 5 in the morning , slp awhile and took a bus home , at 6 !! hehe ... a look back at 2007 a fruitful year i can sae , ups and downs , many obstacles along the way , and cant believe 2007 juz pass like tht , mostly dissapointment , psle result was bad ... only 217 , secondly, didnt perform as well as i expected frm myself,for nationals , thirdly my attitude didnt change .. fourthly , relationship didnt turn out well , lastly , my beloved grandma pass away ... , but quite alot of happythings too , make alot of new friends , achieve gold madels in 400m , got a $1150 scholarship too !! and strenghten the bond between some of my old friends ... oh ya , and and made it to VS , and aslo hit lots of new pb !! and also my desire for track has grown , alot !! maybe becos of friends in there , i love them !! spent 70 % of my holidays wif them , happy ending ? maybe ? hahahs , life in 6H wasnt bad afterall , ilove them too , friend , u all will be remembered !! wish u all good luck in ur new skool !! |
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